We’ve all been there, felt the rage boil over when someone executes a horrific parking job, it’s enough to make us want to lash out. And lash out, these people have…with the windshield notes they left behind. Take a look at the most brilliant and hilarious windshield notes to have ever been left behind, they’re insanely good.
Taken
It’s safe to say that this note is brilliant beyond all measures because not only is it using Liam Neeson’s brilliance, it’s also terrifying.
Taken
That’d Be Great
Yeah, it’s a general rule of thumb that you really should just park your car as is intended! Then windshield such as this wouldn’t have to get left behind.
That’d Be Great
The General Public
Just cut it out and if you don’t, we recommend looking up some cheap car insurance while at driver’s ed because classes clearly taught you nothing.
The General Public
The Meteorologist
Check out this business card, it’s all kinds of evil and genius. Mocking a natural disaster is just low, buddy.
The Meteorologist
Let’s Rhyme
To be fair, the note did start in a rhyme (plagiarized maybe but still). Then it ventured down the avenue of bluntness and skewed off its rhyme, although, it made its message clear. Maybe if they spent less time scrutinizing online auto insurance and more time focusing on driver’s ed, this note would have never happened.
Let’s Rhyme
Sincerely, Bob
Solid start for Bob here. However, after the introduction, it all takes a rather disturbing turn. The ending of the windshield note is solid though. It’s the middle bits that have us worried.
Bob
B.U.R.N.
We’re definitely feeling many emotions over here, ranging from pity to uncontrollable laughter. Just the fact that this person had cards such as this printed is cause for either worry or joy.
BURN
Point Made
Hmm, this particular windshield note has two underlying components. One – the guy is happy to act like a movie star as he slides across someone’s hood, it’s pretty cool. Two – he wrote the note in all caps and the sarcasm is heard loud and clear.
Caps Lock For Emphasis
Yikes.
A decent introduction, a solid first paragraph, a good transition to the second paragraph, and a soul-crushing conclusion. Yikes. And that drawing on the bottom? Well, that just takes the cake.
Yikes.
Just For You
While this may not be the traditional windshield note, it’s still hilarious. The fact that this person had chalk in their car and instantly thought of how they could “stick it to the man” is admirable.
Just For You
Hugs
Oh look, two thank you’s and hearts?! Shucks, this note is brimming with love – oh no, wait. Once you read it all in its entirety, you know that this person is not amused on any level whatsoever.
Dear Driver
Grammar Police
When it comes to the English language, this note is all kinds of entertaining and properly written to boot. We have to side with the note writer as this note is brilliant beyond all comprehension.
Dont Make People Doubt Their Grammar
That’s Cold
Oh, man, this note really hits you in all the feels. The person who stole this parking spot should really think twice, about themselves as a human being that is.
That’s Cold
School Day
Think back to when you were a 16-year-old and high school was filled with drama, acne, love, and sleep deprivation. Then think a little harder, high school was also a game of cat and mouse when it came to finding a parking spot. Especially when you rolled up and saw ~this~ mess. We feel your pain, buddy, oh boy do we.
School Day
Just Park Your Car
Ahem, well then. At the end of the day, we think what this person is really trying to say is, just park your car as is expected by the norms of society.
For The Good Of Society Park Your Darn Car
Tony Says
Tony sounds like a bad person, to say the least. Sorry, someone had to say it. Don’t pretend like you weren’t thinking it too! We all know you were.
Tony Says
Turtle Turtle
Turtles are very cute and three-year-olds’ can be as well. But, when you’re being compared to one, it’s just not nice. Although this windshield note has proven its point.
Turtle Turtle
Two Kinds Of People
In today’s world, there are two kinds of people. Those who need to elaborate in detail the misery you have caused them. And those who take a more direct approach. For this parker, he got both.
Two Kinds Of People
Good One.
Why write a note when you can have special business cards printed for such an occurrence? In this case, this business card is really mean, like really mean but it does get the message across.
Good One
Ahem, Well Then
Where do we even start with this one? Not only is this not a windshield note but it’s also seriously savage. And that’s about all we have to say on that matter, for shame sir.
Helen Keller Deserves Better
Honorary Member
Just in case the Beetle owner tried to pass off this windshield note to someone else, the note writer took care of that problem. Way to think ahead!
Honorary Member
Approved.
Facebook may have launched different emotions for us to choose from regarding a friend’s status, but they have yet to create a dislike button. It’s the most important button of all – this guy has the right idea. Well, you know, kind of.
Facebook Button Approved
YO, Rich Dude
When you’ve got a fancy BMW, it’s safe to say your pockets are a bit deep. And as a crap parker – you need to seriously think about the poor little grandmother who will now suffer as she goes to visit her granddaughter. Well done.
YO, Rich Dude
Dogg
There’s no standing rule that says you have to leave your note on a piece of paper – all forms and methods are acceptable. Although maybe you shouldn’t stick to cheap car insurance just in case someone decides to do more than leave a note. In any case, this “note” is simple, hilarious, and effective. A gold star winner indeed!
LOLZ For Dayz
Check.
Out of the six options clearly listed on this note, let’s hope you never get one marked, “all of the above.” You know why? Because it will confirm that you. are. the. worst. parker. in. the. world.
Check.
OUCH
Attention – this is the kind of note that no one wants to find on their windshield, while it might be totally hilarious, it’s also totally rude. Although maybe that’s a good thing?
OUCH
Windshield Meme
When it comes to leaving behind a windshield note that’s actually a meme – this one is the winner. Hands down.
Parking Meme To The Rescue
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
What kind of monster leaves behind peanut butter as a note?! I mean, how horrible. If it was me, I’d look into a new car insurance quote to cover such instances.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Potato Patato
We’re not entirely sure how to feel with this peculiar note. Actually, can you even call it a note? At the end of the day, it’s just downright creepy.
Potato Patato
Pretty Please
Just the kindest and simplest of notes left behind that really make you feel bad for the note leaver.
Pretty Please
Seasons Greetings
Yikes, yikes, yikes. If it wasn’t so darn terrifying, it would be funny but we’re all a little too scared to laugh at such a threat.
Seasons Greetings
I Promise
Meet the windshield note that sounds like a promise. I’d think about looking into online auto insurance options before things escalate in unimaginable terms.
I Promise
Digits
We’re pretty sure this is a sarcastic and rhetorical question but then again, one should never assume.
Digits
Short And To The Point
First of all, this note just says it all. Then again, “crappily” is not a word but kudos for trying.
Short And To The Point
Not That Difficult
There’s just no way that you missed this class during driver’s ed as it really is a given.
Not That Difficult
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
“Have some mercy, you’re ruining my life.” Well, that just takes the icing off the cake! In conclusion, this note is perfection if it wasn’t so sad.
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Sir T Rex
When Sir T Rex gets on the case and leaves behind a well crafted note then all is well in the world. Right?
Sir T Rex
Spidy Sense
For the benefit of all society, please heed your friendly local Spiderman’s advice and park like a normal human being! Simple enough.
Spiderman
Stop Being A Jerk
First of all, this person took matters into their own hands when they saw an injustice being committed. However, let’s hope that the bad parker learned his lesson and it doesn’t happen again.
Stop Being A Jerk
Take The Bus
Hashtag – parking chronicles, now that’s just got to the most genius business card we’ve ever laid eyes on.
Take The Bus
Think Of The Ice Cream
For anyone who has ever come home with melted ice cream, we feel your pain ten fold. Please think about your actions and decisions next time because such unintended pain is not acceptable.
Think Of The Ice Cream
Very British
Parking with manners is a new one! Definitely don’t remember that lesson in driver’s ed.
Very British
Windshield Note Glory
Oh look! A bookmark. However this is the kind of bookmark no one wants to carry around, let alone find on their windshield.
Windshield Glory
Word Doc
As far as Word Documents go, this one is priceless. Furthermore, actually, no we don’t have anything more to add, the note says it all.
Word Doc
You Got Lucky
Being tired happens to us all but at least you got your point across by leaving behind this windshield note.
You Got Lucky
Aww Little Bunny
Well, that’s a dose of truth right there! If a cute bunny can’t fix your terrible parking then we’re pretty sure nothing can. At all.
Aww Little Bunny
Just Use Whatever’s Handy
Where do the rules say you have to use paper to leave behind a windshield note? Pretty sure there is no rule book. Although you might need your car insurance to get the pad off your windshield. Well you might!
Just Use Whatevers Handy
Clever Jack
Oh man, this is just what society has come to now, hasn’t it? Fake leaving car insurance details. Maybe they have a good reason? Although I’m not sure what would be appropriate in this case.
Clever Jack
Nature VS Nurture
Sorry but some things are just better left unsaid. I mean, how often do you do things with the hood of your car anyways? How would this note help this person in any way? Yikes.
Nature VS Nurture
Blind Jokes, Always Good
If you thought the Helen Keller note was terrible, here’s a Stevie Wonder one for you. You had to have known this would be coming. But come on people, that’s just hitting below the belt.
Blind Jokes Always Good
She Told You
First of all, just don’t mess with Corrine. She’s had enough of your bull. And don’t bother writing her any more tickets, she’ll just get them excused. Just walk away, officer, just walk away.
She Told You
FOUR
Just in case you can’t read the handwriting, we’ll sum up the windshield note for you. One, they are in a super-packed parking lot. Two, they applaud this person’s parking ability. Three, as they did not use just one parking spot. Four, no that’s not a point. FOUR is how many parking spots this person took up!
FOUR
St. Judes
Err, this person actually wrote a hex on this guy’s windshield not. And the paper they used is for St. Judes! The children’s hospital that specializes in research for a cure for cancer. That’s just not even right, how dare you use that paper!
St. Judes
Please Don’t Rob Me
I mean, this person is being honest. They’re aware of their broken window but they also know that there is nothing of value in the car. Unless you need a wipe. Then just take one.
Please Don’t Rob Me
Let’s Play A Game
Are you sure it’s a good idea to mess with the traffic warden? I don’t think scaring them is going to work either.
Let’s Play A Game
Spot The Dog
I’m not sure how a picture of a dog is going to help this person park better? Yes, we see that you were trying to be witty with the whole “spot” joke but it didn’t really work. Sorry, not sorry.
Spot The Dog
The Yankees
When you move to a new neighborhood, or rather a new state, it’s wise to learn the new rules. For instance, if a parking spot has been shoveled, it is not yours to take. But then again, this person did just say the Yankees suck… Hmm.
The Yankees
She Doesn’t Even Go Here
You don’t even live on this block! Go home. You’re just taking up useful spaces that others could take. Be a good human being and get out.
She Doesnt Even Go Here
Nice Job
That is one well thought out windshield note. It would be totally cute if it wasn’t so savage. Then again, why can’t it be both?
Nice Job
Could You Though?
Just answer the question. Because everyone and their mother could answer this question in a heartbeat. However you, you not so much.
Could You Though
The Dent Of Justice
Who would have known that beaches could be so fun? Thanks for reminding us, while you scratched someone’s car. Although the driver did take up two spots so we suppose we understand what went wrong. And this note isn’t even as vile as others, it’s actually witty. We give a 7 out of 10.
The Dent Of Justice
Real Smooth Buddy
This is definitely not an achievement you go running home to share with your spouse. It’s more of a, “I will never tell a living soul and keep this to myself. But first, I need to burn this windshield note before anyone notices.”
Real Smooth Buddy
No Ticket Please
Thanks for trying but it looks like the police officer didn’t listen. Maybe it just came across as too desperate? Or too far fetched? In any case, we applaud your effort, even if it crashed and burned. Was worth a try!
No Ticket Please
Parking Pig
That windshield note could have been so much worse, consider yourself lucky. And really, did you need to take up two spots? Nope, you really didn’t. Yet you did and have ruined someone else’s day. Try to remember that your actions have consequences!
Parking Pig
Camels
A camel flea curse? Yikes. That sounds….unpleasant. Just in case you couldn’t read the writing, it finished off with, “Space as you should know, is hard to come by. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your armpits.” Told you it was unpleasant.
Camels
An Appeal To Us All
We’ve all been there. When the sudden and desperate urge to use the toilet for a number two hits, you can’t ignore it. Let’s just hope this individual wasn’t ticketed. That would be the cherry on top, or something like that.
An Appeal To Us All
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
No, really. Thanks for checking, you wanna-be-thief. Although this dingy, old car has nothing of value inside of it, at all. Just keep on walking, pal!
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
X Ray Machine
This x-ray machine is something else. Something never seen, although it pretty much sums up a whole lot of brains in the world.
X Ray Machine
The Fast And The Furious
Now this windshield note really brings new meaning to The Fast And The Furious flicks. Just think about it and it’ll click real soon.
The Fast And The Furious
Yeah That’s A Violation
The amount of room this person took up sounds pretty enormous. It’s gotta be more than two, right? We do have to applaud this person for coming up with a nifty “parking violation” ticket. They seem to have a lot of time on their hands!
Yeah That’s A Violation